mRAU!

[eve_prime]

Lillian’s diet is getting rather tiresome. At least her voice isn’t full-on obnoxious Siamese – it’s only half-Siamese, like the rest of her genes – but it’s a small house; I can’t escape from her complaints. She gets one-fifth of her daily allotted food at 8 a.m., noon, 4 p.m., 8 p.m., and maybe 1 a.m. or so, but two hours after each meal, she’s ready for more and knows just whom to ask. I think she’s stopped getting skinnier, too...