Worldcon, day 3
Aug. 29th, 2026 11:57 pmToday J’s Worldcon experience and mine were much more interconnected. He was up first, of course, and had a proper breakfast for once, then visited the art show, then went to a panel that included two of our favorite authors, Martha Wells and Robert Jackson Bennett. When I woke I found that he’d sent me messages asking about whether he should bid on some art – there were two paintings he liked very much, by an artist who often features both cats and dragons in the same work, but the total for both was seeming too high. I pointed out that the one with the white cat better matched his livingroom color (the white dragon had blue wings), so he bid on that. Then he went and played that starship bridge game again, and then he attended a panel about designing things that don’t exist (and Larry Niven, like last year, really liked holding forth on whatever topics were popping into his head).
I then tried three different panels and ended up really enjoying the one about gender – each of the panelists seemed smart, articulate, enthusiastic, and thoughtful, and I ordered a book by the one I liked the most, Alex Kingsley. I told J and he went to find their booth (where he bought me this book’s sequel) – it turned out to be near our local author Mary Lowd’s booth. He then went and raised his bid on the painting, then rested up in his room until the auction was about to close. Meanwhile, I attended a panel on dragons, which included Marie Brennan. At one point, the other woman panelist said something along the lines of not wanting to give spoilers for her books, because there could be people in the audience who hadn’t read them all yet, and I thought, wow, who would say that? I looked online to see who this was, and it was Robin Hobb, who certainly should use phrasing exactly like she did.
I went off to collect and feed all the cats, and J decided to pass on increasing his bid again, then the auction closed. But when I came back to my laptop I discovered that the artist’s website offered the same images as limited edition prints, which seemed a very satisfactory alternative. I ordered them and a third print, even though the artist’s website said it wasn’t secure… but the process ended up putting some malware on my laptop. I was getting incessant messages from both Chrome and Avast. Thankfully I was able to use my phone to get instructions on how to fix it, since even upgrading my Avast anti-virus software didn’t do it, but it’s apparently fine now.
Then, finally, it was time for what had been my very favorite Worldcon event last year – the dramatic reading of scientific papers that had been nominated for or won the Ig Nobel Prize. Each panelist has two minutes to read choice bits of the actual paper while humans dressed in banana costumes become increasingly menacing, then audience members ask questions about the research as if the panelist was the author, with both the questioner and the panelist doing their best to be witty. I knew J would love it, as he’s very much into puns, and I’d been urging him to go. When I logged into the event, I could see him on camera! The camera later had to point elsewhere, but I knew where he was and could hear his voice the first time he asked a question. He ended up asking three overall. The event was tremendously funny, just as I expected.
I then tried three different panels and ended up really enjoying the one about gender – each of the panelists seemed smart, articulate, enthusiastic, and thoughtful, and I ordered a book by the one I liked the most, Alex Kingsley. I told J and he went to find their booth (where he bought me this book’s sequel) – it turned out to be near our local author Mary Lowd’s booth. He then went and raised his bid on the painting, then rested up in his room until the auction was about to close. Meanwhile, I attended a panel on dragons, which included Marie Brennan. At one point, the other woman panelist said something along the lines of not wanting to give spoilers for her books, because there could be people in the audience who hadn’t read them all yet, and I thought, wow, who would say that? I looked online to see who this was, and it was Robin Hobb, who certainly should use phrasing exactly like she did.
I went off to collect and feed all the cats, and J decided to pass on increasing his bid again, then the auction closed. But when I came back to my laptop I discovered that the artist’s website offered the same images as limited edition prints, which seemed a very satisfactory alternative. I ordered them and a third print, even though the artist’s website said it wasn’t secure… but the process ended up putting some malware on my laptop. I was getting incessant messages from both Chrome and Avast. Thankfully I was able to use my phone to get instructions on how to fix it, since even upgrading my Avast anti-virus software didn’t do it, but it’s apparently fine now.
Then, finally, it was time for what had been my very favorite Worldcon event last year – the dramatic reading of scientific papers that had been nominated for or won the Ig Nobel Prize. Each panelist has two minutes to read choice bits of the actual paper while humans dressed in banana costumes become increasingly menacing, then audience members ask questions about the research as if the panelist was the author, with both the questioner and the panelist doing their best to be witty. I knew J would love it, as he’s very much into puns, and I’d been urging him to go. When I logged into the event, I could see him on camera! The camera later had to point elsewhere, but I knew where he was and could hear his voice the first time he asked a question. He ended up asking three overall. The event was tremendously funny, just as I expected.