Hrmph.

My newspaper horoscope said my day (and the days of the twelfth of humanity that shares my birth sign) would revolve around “publishing deals, writing, interacting with peers, and expanding your business interests.” I thus expected that at a minimum, I would get the acceptance notice for my paper that’s been out for review for the past 3-4 weeks (never mind that 3-4 months is more likely). But no, and I haven’t gotten a lick of writing done either. Where should I direct my complaints?