More fake wine

So far I've found three retailers that carry the Ariel non-alcoholic wines, and now I've learned that Albertson's carries a different kind, Fre, from Sutter Home. The descriptions mention flavors of strawberries, cranberries, citrus, apples, pears, cherries, melons, and apricots. Hmm, what's wrong with grapes?

Fre costs only half as much as Ariel (which isn't exactly reassuring about its quality), and has twist-top bottles (which may be cheezy, but at least my mom can open those without help).