Mommy stuffed me in a box and took me to that horrible place where they mistreat me. I tried to hide behind a chair, but Mommy pulled me out and let those people do bad things to me. I weigh twelve-point-seven pounds, and they want me to weigh eleven. Since I'm so big and glorious, eleven must be more than twelve-point-seven right? Does this mean I'll get extra food and treats?
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