Roswell Incident

Humor from Z*:

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 , witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quyale were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

Meanwhile, it would have been nice to have had the energy to go to the meditation seminar at work today! Relaxing would be Very Good.

* Disclaimer: I am neither doing fact-checking** nor fixing the spelling of Condoleezza and Quayle, sorry. Spread the joke with caution.

Update 2:27 p.m.: D. and I just passed a wild turkey, which was crossing W. Amazon at Fox Hollow!

Update 6:28 p.m.
**IIRC, Rice shares her birthday with Prince Charles in Nov. - that's 8 months. And I see I left out Rumsfeld from the typos.