Day 868: In which Amazon is creepy

My favorite dark teal-green tank top has developed a hole, so I wanted to buy a new one. I found some on Amazon that weren't quite the right color, though I could probably approximate it by dunking their version of green into a dark blue dye, briefly - I guess my preferred shade of green is no longer fashionable.

Anyway, so, I thought, okay, my spine is long so I want size Large; my others are all Medium or Large, so Large should be fine. Amazon then informed me that Based on purchases by customers who wear your size, X-Large will fit you best.

The nerve!

I compared their size chart with my measurements. My bust is within an inch of their Large, and my waist is two inches narrower, and if I bought XL my waist would be six inches narrower. So I'm ordering Large.