“Subject: Securities and Exchange Commission investigation against your company.”

To: eventossilva@yahoo.com, event_rainindonesia@yahoo.com, event.rainindonesia@yahoo.com, eventsrsvp@yahoo.com, evenyeahzer@yahoo.com, eve_of_the_dead@yahoo.com, evepash@yahoo.com, eve_prime@yahoo.com, evepur_plegr33n@yahoo.com

Dear customer, Securities and Exchange Commission Whistleblower office has received complaint about suspicios securities-related activity at your company, including Bribery of, or improper payments to, foreign officials (Foreign Corrupt Practices Act Violations), involving such financial products as futures. [etc]

Really? All of us? (This struck me as unusually sloppy, and funny, even aside from the “suspicios” typo and the funky grammar.)