Funny bits

While waiting for this virus to go away, I've watched a fair amount of the Game Show Network, which has commercials of the Ginsu knife genre. Today they wanted to sell me a plastic pouch I could hang from a fence or even indoors and grow tomato plants in. But that doesn't beat yesterday's offer - a piece of wax paper or the like, cut to fit the bottom of my oven, so that I can clean up spills easily, for only $19.95!

D. told me this evening that I am so beautiful and only a little bit wrinkled. After I explained to him that people really don't want to hear about wrinkles, it turns out he was only referring to... my knuckles!